Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?

Molly Harper
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I...
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I...
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I...
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I...
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This quote is a warning to anyone who dares to challenge my authority. On the rare occasions when I do that, I do so with a stick. Furthermore, when I finally whack that person with that stick, delicious candy surprises will fall out. While there are many things in life that are worth the risk, challenging the authority of someone who has no qualms about whacking you with a stick is not one of them.

Source: Nice Girls Dont Have Fangs

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